Quick break down of the weekend/race...
Saturday my GF Leslie graduated and walked the stage with her masters in Education. (WHICH IS FUCKING AWESOME!!)
Saturday night, in celebration for Leslie, I drank a lot of beer... like 1 A-IPA, 12 APA's, and a few shit-lights...
Sunday morning I woke up, sorta, and drove to Zach Braces house on the south side.
Arrive at Zach's, Zach asks if I can drive... Sure, but need to get gas.
Zach asks How I felt... "Slow, dehydrated, and still needed to eat something for breakfast. Told him not to worry, I would eat where ever we got gas."
We then admire his deer head on the wall.. "Is that a 2 point?"..I ask. "No, 3 point." Zach Responds.
Zach hands me a piece of bread with peanut butter and honey. I drank his coffee(first of day)... Zach was out of toilet paper. SHIT!
We drive to race.
Race costs 40 bucks, Zack only had 15. I pay the rest for Zach..
Race starts... I drill it.
First lap... I felt OK, really thirsty but finished lap in 42 minutes.
second lap... about the same... finished around 45 minutes...
third lap.. horrible... probably about 53 minutes or so.. But Carrie Cash did sing to me in the woods.. I think she was singing to me..
4th lap.. Zack catches me and drops me like a turd in the John. Hard.
Finished the race at 3 hours 5 minutes for 16th place out of about 65 in the 3 hour solo class. Not bad I guess for the way the weekend went. I have never been so thirsty during a race... It was pathetic.
I then took Zach to ITAP. He was in love.... and paid me back.. big time(with beer)!!
The race was great and very professionally run. Hope it happens next year and hope to be in better shape for the race. The trail was awesome too. Perfect for a MTB race course. A little of everything.
Since the race, Dave Murray has assigned scattered tornado's to hangout around my back yard(dick, pot smoker). So, I have only ridden 28 minutes and did 3 1/2 sit ups since then. I call it recovery...
I also turned 30 on monday, the 23rd. Party is this Friday, the 27th... Holy SHIT.
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